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剖析男女真实的心理想法 (ZT)

(2008-10-22 16:17:44) 下一个
读解女性语言

不行 = 行

行 = 不行

也许 = 不行

你应该学会如何交流 = 你一定得同意我的观点

对不起 = 是你对不起我

你爱我有多深 = 这样你就不能对我发火了

我们需要※※ = 给我买※※

这个得由你来决定 = 我已经决定了,照着办吧

随便,我才不会管你 = 你敢

我们应该谈谈 = 听我发牢骚

算了,接着做你的事吧 = 不许做

你很有男人味儿 = 快去刮胡子,快去洗澡

关上灯会更浪漫一些 = 我比较难看

这厨房不大好用 = 我要新房子

换一副新窗帘吧 = 换窗帘、地毯、墙纸、家具……

你爱我吗 = 做好心理准备,我要买个大件

还要一两分钟就好 = 你最好去看一个小时的电视


读解男性语言

我饿了 = 我饿了

我困了 = 我困了

我累了 = 我累了

今晚一块去看电影吧 = 然后我们可以那个

今晚一块吃晚餐吧 = 然后我们可以那个

今晚去跳舞吧 = 然后我们可以那个

可以知道你的电话吗 = 不久我们就可以那个

这衣服挺漂亮 = 露得够劲儿

你看起来很累,我来帮你按摩 = 让我好好摸摸你

我爱你 = 现在可以那个了吧

我也爱你 = 现在可以那个了吧

一块聊聊吧 = 先把你侃晕,然后再那个
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qing1683 回复 悄悄话 有趣有道理,适合现实的社会,哈哈,支持一下
金色的麦田 回复 悄悄话 真有意思~~~~ 男的真是只想着这一件事吗?

写女的还是挺对的~~~~
ルパン三世 回复 悄悄话 哈哈,很黄,很暴力。不过支持~
大宗师 回复 悄悄话 哈哈,有意思,不过没那么严重,别认真!
imbthinkpad 回复 悄悄话 他只是说出赤裸裸的事实而已。所谓事实就是你接受也好,不接受也好,它都不会因你的主观意识而改变。
如果接受不了,去看韩国肥皂剧好了。。。
wxcqq 回复 悄悄话 pretty funny, but at some degree, he is quite right....
BananaEggs 回复 悄悄话 回复众神皆醉的评论:
You know, a creature's instinct is to survive and to reproduce, period.

As human civilization gradually formed, many rules, laws, taboos etc were imposed on people so the society as a whole can be in order and make progress.

We just keep our beast part of ourselves hidden, or suppressed. Sigmund Freud explained many human behaviors were caused by the suppressed sexual desire.

Why do men want to have sex with different women? A man's nature instinct is to spread his sperm to as many women as possible so that his reproduction is more secured.

Why do women like to have a love feeling with a man before sex?
Well, women could not compete with men physically for survival in ancient times, a woman needed a "bread-winner" so that she and her babies can survive, so a woman wanted to be sure her sex partner is reliable.

Imagine the homo sapiens were still dwelling in caves:

A female X would desire a male mate who was handsome and physically strong (nature's call, so that her children, upon inheriting the good genes, would have better chance of surviving). But, a handsome and physically attractive male was also desired by other females. This male would fool around and was not a reliable food provider. So, it came to the second selection choice for the female X - - a male mate who was not young, not handsome, but experienced in hunting and dependable.

In ancient time, most females probably went through both stages in sequence. Bore children with the 1st mate, and then settled with the 2nd mate ---both the reproduction and survival instincts were fulfilled. How wonderful.

Even now we see this selection dilemma all the time. A pretty young woman, dating or living-in with a handsome, young, not-so-wealthy boyfriend, but eventually married and settled with an old, not-so-handsome, but rich provider.
众神皆醉 回复 悄悄话 真的吗,男人们?
浪宽 回复 悄悄话 有点道理。
GAOANNIE 回复 悄悄话 THAT IS STRAIGHT MAN.
晚上静悄悄 回复 悄悄话 很好笑
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